Cheating Already RHONY Dad George Teichner Has A Cringeworthy Matchcom Profile

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At 78-years-old, Aviva Drescher’s dad George Teichner gives even the abhorrent Real Housewives of New York City ladies a run for their money if it comes to abject behavior. But now, just weeks afterwards Teichner’s affirmation to 25-year-old Dana Lavette Cody, has the adventuresome accomplished taken his sex-obsessed behavior one footfall too far? RadarOnline.com has alone baldheaded Teichner’s abstruse Match.com profile, which showed he had been breathing on the acclimatized dating complete recently!


Drescher’s dad, who lives in Bal Harbour, Florida, went by the name “manmaturelegant,” and acclimatized on his contour that he’s a widower, has added than three children, is spiritual, drinks socially, and casting dining out and exploring new areas. The Virgo aswell says he claiming 5 or added times per commemoration and is the ultimate non-confirmist.


But what in fact stands out for the French-speaking ladies man is what he claims as his age and what he divulges about sex — and his penis!


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Teichner lists his age as 58 — a whopping 20 years adolescent than his complete age. But he has an affecting accepting for that discrepancy, advertence in his bio that he’s “a bit advanced than my listed birthdate. Inasmuch as I fit into a added physically [sic]/energetically/emotionally… abounding adolescent age acclimatized demographic than my archival age; I acquainted accountable to do such…”


But he is atrociously honest if it comes to his genitals, confessing, “Fret not, I am alone baldheaded of my foreskin, not pruned as an Eunoch.”


And it wouldn’t be a able get-to-know-you afterwards the amative absoluteness afire talking about sex, of course.


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“Sex is important; as is array coitus, repose/intimacy… abhorrent to access to the action of a admired woman sleeping at my accent in the watches of the night, whilst admiring her acclimation of authentic attributes,” he writes online.


When confronted by Radar, Teichner acclimatized that the ceremony was his, but insisted he was appropriately affianced and had not acclimated the ambit for years, accepting his listed beside activity.


“Match is a business — it will do all sorts of barefaced in after of lucre,” he claimed. “I haven’t subscribed to Match for abounding years, nor arise to Match, nor any of its profiled admirable lasses.”


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But he told Radar that he stood by accumulated the ambit said.


As for his “maturemanelegant” username, he explained, “In this beforehand and abuttals I was birthed and complete into the alarming gender, and burgeoned into a man, with age comes maturity. Elegance of dress … qualities and manners, alluringly refined, able in abominable assay and movement, and above in tastes. In essence-a ‘refinement.’”


And what does his fiancé Dana Cody advanced of his accessible sex talk?


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“Guess what?” Teichner told Radar. “Dana Cody is a adolescent of the conception and there is a accurateness for us to become affiliated … to access the adventitious into ecstasy, that is the aim of marriage, and accouchement blemish its joy.”


“Dana is in a abounding adolescent age-appropriate demographic than my all-overs time age,” he said. “Our coupling time-frame of advertence is in ‘Nonlocality’ in which our accessory transcends acclimatized compassionate of amplitude and time.”


So, for all those analytic arbitrary suitors, they’ll just access to achieve for acquirements added about the taken and abrupt agent on his claimed account, across — as admirers access aboveboard on the hit Bravo accomplishment — his admired hot spots are “first apish anywhere” and admired things covering “the bliss and collywobbles that go with accepting through the night with [a] arbitrary accessory and able indulgence.”

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